Monday, August 10, 2009

The Humplex: Way of the Future For Flash Gay-ming

It goes without saying that for the many gay men looking for naughty interactive games, the pickings are thin. Even interactive games geared for straight women, for us to at least play for naked men, are difficult to come by. Meanwhile, hundreds of quality games exist for the straight man and his known affinity to gaming.

While many could say "why waste the time, just go look at porn", there's something incredibly satisfying about spending leisure time going on an erotic illustrated adventure. In a sex game, the hilariously bad porno plots we all know and skip over to get to the good down-and-dirty sex becomes a ludicrously over-sexed world to immerse yourself in. In other words, you live the fantasy instead of merely watching it.

Recently, the gay flash artist of The Humplex has finally stepped up his game with his 3rd update to his flash game series: The Keric Komplex. While the first two were light fare and not as enjoyable as a typical flash game, The Keric Komplex 3 features three sex scenes, unlockable content, a sexy evil antagonist, hilariously clever pizza delivery innuendos, and a very entertaining plot. Though we must wait for following sequel games to continue the storyline, The Keric Komplex games are a step in the right direction for erotic gay-themed flash games that we've been lacking for the past ten years, all while straight boys got their fun.

I've been keeping an eye on The Humplex ever since their simple jerk-the-guy-off flash games that showed promise for more complex games in the future. My favorite is of Resident Evil's questionably gay hunk Chris Redfield, which you can play here. I love my Resident Evil, and watching all that splooge fly over his chest makes the fanboy inside of me giggle happily. Others include Wakka from Final Fantasy 10 and Hard Snake from Metal Gear X. Some ideological concerns have been raised that this is essentially simulated rape, as the characters are all gruff "straight" men that don't want to be touched. But this is a fantasy world that satisfies our lust for the hot straight characters we'd never see in a gay context. Plenty of "straight" characters exist in the world of gay porn only to end up bent over. Yaoi, the anime-styled gay cartoon, pits every character possible, gay or straight, into these sex situations just for the hell of it. We want to see them get it on, because in the canon, it would never happen. Just go on 4-chan to see every single cartoon character in history have sex with every other character in their world, only because someone thought it would be hot to see.

Speaking of Japan, they are the makers of the popular "Boy's Love Games", or yaoi games. Most tend to be of the slim, feminine-looking type, and even with the overt use of rape in some storylines... it's geared for girls. That's right, yaoi-loving girls. But even for gay men, games exist for them as well: Hunks Workshop (featured above) is one I've been dying to play but can't because, well, I don't speak Japanese. Of course, most of these games involve unlocking pictures through an interactive storyline, not actually sexually interacting like you do in The Humplex flash games. Regardless, these yaoi games are not accessible to English-speakers that want to play them, so there have to be alternatives here.

Several alternative are only just starting to pop up. GayRomeo has put up their fantastic Cruising Room (above), but nothing else appears to be coming from them any time soon. Some 3-D gay-ming has shown up from straight sex-game makers: the pay-to-play Bum Tropics by Soma Vision, 3D GayVilla by thriXXX, and a male strip poker game that may have infected my computer with the virus I got rid of. There's even the online cyber-sex world of Red Light Center, complete with a gay side of town. However, comparing this to the extensive plethora of straight sex games available, this is still not enough. The dating sim, a flash game with many hours of play where one builds stats slowly in order to date, seduce, and boink the subject, fill sites like Newgrounds, but have no gay alternative. The only gay games to show up on Newgrounds (aside from really poor quality or homophobic ones) have been those from The Humplex, and straight men boo and hiss at it with low scores when finally there is a sex game appealing to gay men. With the exception of Humplex, there are no signs that anyone is working to catch us up with the rest of the straight sex-gaming world.

The art is phenomenal, the men are hot, and the gameplay is free of bugs. It's clear the artist of The Humplex puts time and effort into his games, and it shows. And we reciprocate with hard-ons. I strongly support The Humplex and am very interested to see what it will offer in the future for a neglected demographic.

Play Keric's Komplex 3 below:

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Cumdumpster.

I live for these kinds of cumshots.

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There's something about cum that is gratifyingly hot to me. I love when a load is big, thick, creamy, flies everywhere, and/or hits me in the mouth. My boyfriend feeds me persistently because he knows.

I can write long posts on this. But for now, the point is for you to know that I'm a cumguzzler, and I will write about it. A lot.

Sex and The Busy Man.

I commit one of the worst sins in relationships: I'm really busy.

I'm one of those do-gooder guys that wants to get involved in everything while taking care of his own projects. Meanwhile, I have to admit that to some level, I neglect my boyfriend, even though I don't mean to. Time isn't the issue, because I manage to make quality time (though not as much as we'd like to). And it's definitely not sex, because we have lots of it (although I need more convincing and re-energizing than I normally would).

The problem is focus. I'm so concerned with everything I have to do that my brain sizzles, and when my boyfriend speaks to me I expect him to say things that either help me or that don't require much brain activity. Which of course doesn't always happen, because he's a human being.

So I'll stand there, staring blankly trying to answer while trying to remember what I was thinking about and if I ever came to a conclusion for it, leading me to wave him away. Which is a no-no. And I know this. But I need it for my own mental organization.

Luckily I have a boyfriend who is extremely supportive and understanding, because we all know that lots of men don't want to put up with someone who doesn't attend to them 24/7. They're highly impatient and needy. Therein lies the danger: he's patient.

If my career ends up being this exact same way, how long will his patience last with me? We all know the horror stories: relationships that tried so hard to stay in tact but one of them doesn't concentrate. He forgets important dates, doesn't have time to buy little gifts he's been meaning to buy for months, has "more important things to worry about"... and he gets snippy easily. That all adds up.


I keep telling him that I want to focus on him. He's more important to me than my career. It's true that I think that. But the commitments are all there eating at my schedule.

So I called and took a day off when he asked me to. It happened after careful deliberation of my calendar, but finally I came to the conclusion that I should call in sick and focus on him, which made him extremely happy. And in turn, it made me happy too.

Keep it up. Commitment requires commitment, just like work, and thus should be treated equally important. Once this busy streak in my life settles, we'll be able to celebrate a summer vacation well-earned.

On a side note, this physical state of walking tiredness has made me more apt to just lie there and take it from him, which has made me a better bottom than I've ever been. We're both proud of the accomplishments my anus has made.

I Love G-Spot

This man is amazing. I recently had the pleasure of watching his entire StallionMen solo video, the ones where the guys walk around slowly undressing themselves and eventually getting off, while their voiceover talks about themselves. I usually skip ahead straight to the good parts, but with G-Spot I made an exception. His voice is strong, smooth, erotic, with the perfect touch of a humble New Jersey homeboy accent. It's the kind of voice that soothes and arouses all at once, the kind that instantly relaxes a tight ass.

Every move he makes is hypnotizing. His smile is sweet, fun, genuine. When he's serious, he's mysteriously deep, concentrated. His personality oozes sex appeal, and when I listened to him speak about himself, he only got sexier. He's modest, safe, hard-working, and open to experience. And he's a big masturbator.

His body is phenomenal. The shape of his chest, his shoulders, his back, and his monstrous butt gyrating sensually begs to be worshipped. Add on his enormous cock and he's my fantasy come to life.

Why is my first post about a random man not many have heard of in the porn world? Because he deserves to be seen and appreciated more. I think my desire to undress him and for him to undress me and for us to have each other's way with one another reveals something about me.

This is my type of man: dark, sensuous, modest, fun. I can only hope to see more of him. All my best wishes go out to him.

A Humble Beginning.

This is a gay man's blog.